I know what you're thinking. Yep. That little dohickey up there looks a tad more ... stout than usual. In fact, that brush is a straight up ball. A mascara ball. Say quoi? I can't deny weird new makeup products. I found this bad boy online when my DiorShow dried out, and so I smothered on my fav Diane von Furstenberg lipstick and headed to Sephora pronto to pick up this mascara. Upon entering, a gay man asked me what I needed. "The, uh, new ball mascara thing," I stammered. I secretly didn't think he'd know what I was talking about because, um, he's a dude. Nevertheless, he fluttered his eyelashes at me and said, "Oooh, girl. I've tried it. It's right over there." I whipped out the Givenchy wand and marveled over the brush, wondering what kind of damage it could do without me having any clue how to use it. I bought it anyway. Got home, headed straight to my double-door mirror, with my new eyelash curler in tow. I started dabbing at my eyelashes gently. The box claimed since the brush was so small, that not a stinkin' eyelash was free of my mascara. Boy, were they right. After putting ...

So we came across these videos last night and couldn't stop watching them. Not because we need to get our "whip-game proper" or anything but Mrchicity's videos are sort of unexplainably mezmerizing. I have absolutely no interest in putting 24s on a Chevy Caprice or equiping my bed with satin sheets or any other baller-esque behavior. Still, he's so excited about life it makes me feel like stepping up my own game. It's anyones guess which will be viral first Mrchicity3 or his videos – that fridge situation is insane.

The Chads really pulled through this time. Just when hipsters thought they were clever with their 'stache tats, they get SIDESWIPED. The sorority chicks not only pulled through, but they, apparently, took this very seriously. It's a rare sighting to see ye old moustache paired with buzz cuts, out-of-season tans and plastic nails. Although, this picture could've been a lottttt better if there was no beer cup sightings and less 2001-print halter tops. Where do you even find those? I call a FOUL! Yes, it's time to cry, dude. It's so over.

There was a time when people listened to music in public in a way that didn't exclude everyone around them. There was a time when sharing music was more than zipping a folder and beaming it over to your friend. Lyle Owerko's The Boombox Project lets us look really closely at the texture and variety of the "ghetto blaster". This series will definitely satisfy your need for dead technology.

Thanks to Patrick for this one. Seriously these two are so in to what they do. Yes!

What makes this OK? No, seriously. What makes this acceptable to wear on a celebrity and no one else? OK, think about this "outfit" on a zitty 16-year-old blond chick with two inch roots and overplucked parentheses-shaped eyebrows. Not too hot anymore, is it? Lately I feel like I've been living in some sort of hot chick vacuum. Yeah, you know what I mean. My world of hot chicks is completely opposite from everyone else's. I need to dissect this photo to see if I can find the source of hotness. Let's do thissssss! Windblown hair: OK, so she's on a Vespa, but it's not moving, and even if it was, the wind is going in the wrong direction. How does this make any sense? I guess it could be pretty drafty in that stone/pebble white smokey cave thing she's in. The only thing more uncomfortable than J-Lo in this picture is how I feel looking at it. Shirt thingy that's not really a shirt: This is my favorite part. And when I say part, I mean part. This is only half of a shirt. I can see what the stylist is saying right now. "Let's be, like, modest, but like reallllly sexy, you ...

Another two gallons of blood is not going to get to us. The real horror is in the details. We had the pleasure of watching Tenebrae this summer and are happy to see the special effects posted. I'm speaking for the both of us.

Yesterday's find: UmbrellaToday.com. I immediately signed up. This free service notifies you by a text message whenever you need an umbrella so you're not stuck in the rain unexpectedly, ever. Since I have started riding my bike to work everyday I figured this service can answer my daily query, "cycletoday?" without ever looking up. Dodging drops while I search for eats it occurred to me that Umbrellatoday.com must be taking the day off – I clearly need an umbrella today and it's sitting comfortably at home. So traveling back home with bike and without umbrella I got the wrath the little rain guys who pool together on the elevated jmz tracks until their too fat to hold on any longer, dropping their medium egg sized selves all over my gear. I'm sure this service is just having a rough start and I can't wait until it works. They just posted an answer to why it failed a lot of people, "unexpected popularity". That almost made me fail middle school.

Your current playlist is tired and doesn't get your sweat moustache flowing like it used to, right? So you may want to order up Anoraak's recently released debut mini album – I sure did. Shipping from London the Brooklyn is probably going to cost me well over its price but I really want the honor of owning their first release. For those who would rather wait until Anoraak gets big enough to release a quantity over 1000 please satisfy your needs with the following: Anoraak on Myspace For repeat: Nightdrive With You. Summer ride mix Anoraack's most recent mix, a little out of character but good as usual Valerie The primary source for postmodern French electro

This is how I say goodbye to summer... This video is so lovely. Cucumber Studios yes!